Today, In History of Magic, Professor Binns asked me to read. I looked over the paper...

“I can’t read it! It’s in British!”
Draco sat up “Emily, British isn’t a language.”
“Your British! Your speaking British!” I told him,
Pansy shot up “Then what are you speaking?”
“American!”
Marcus Flint stood up too, “We’re all speaking English!!!”
“Are we in England?”
“YES!”
“Nuh uh, we’re in Hogwarts!”
I SHOWED him.

And I found out that if you draw a picture at Hogwarts, It would come to life like the paintings! So I drew a picture of Pansy on the edge of a cliff over crocodile-infested water, and she fell off and the crocodiles ate her >:D So I drew a bunch of pictures! Mostly of Pansy falling off things and getting eaten by other things hehehehehehheheh...

Oh, And I went to the moving staircases, walked halfway up one, and whenever mine criss-crossed over another staircase I’d drop water balloons on anyone who walked through. X) Then I saw Snape A few floors below, Nah better not drop one on him, just then something big flew right past me and smashed to pieces RIGHT at his feet, looked like glass pieces...

“THOMPSON! GET DOWN HERE! NOW!”
I spent the next 30mins of my day being yelled at. And I have detention... BIG SURPRISE.

But not with Snape because he doesn’t want to end up in the hospital wing again...

And Draco almost saw my IPhone so I jinxed him :(