This is Connor, and although I usually just log out of Emily's blog when she leaves it up on one of the club computers, I thought I'd tell you all what it's like to be me for a change.
As I am FULLY sure Emily will have mentioned, I am a potions prodigy, always have been. I'd like to teach potions here at Hogwarts someday, that way, when i'm right, I won't have to prove it! Mind you, Professor Snape is an admirable teacher, (If he doesn't hate you.) but...he is fickle, and never wanted to teach potions in the first place. Well, Emily was on her way to class when she ran off, and I should get going as well.
Emmy Thompson here, Bringing you...whatever I care to tell you about hogwarts! and if you tell Draco I like him I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. Anyway ^^ I have a secret IPhone I smuggled to hogwarts so i could blog, nobody at hogwarts has any technology so I don't know if it's against the rules or not. I'm gonna go with not. Read it or SUFFER THE CONSEQUENSES ^^
January 21, 2012
January 17, 2012
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS...
But I found polyjuice potion looking for my iPhone, And loads of it!! In a crate that said Robert....on the inside it said property of one, Barty Crouch Jr. In invisible ink, who ever that is...I'm not sure yet what I'll use the potion for, but I swiped some that didn't already have stanky old guy DNA in it, and I'm keeping it in my trunk, It could really come in handy, but I still gotta take some for a test run...
I TOOK SOME FOR A TEST RUN. It's Definitely polyjuice potion.
So, first I needed to determine whom it would be the easiest to get DNA from, I decided to be Jazz, DUH. Easy. I just pulled a hair out her head, she looked at me like "what the H Emily?" and I ran away :L
Being Jazz wasn't too weird, I mean, we ARE twins, being REACTED TO, as Jazz was another story entirely...
"Hey, Jazz! Ya know where Emily is?" "huh?...oh it's you Hannah." "uh, yeah...it's, me.....do you know where Emily is?" "Right now? Emily is NOWHERE." "okay...bye then..."
It was so weird to be spoken about as a third person, but, at this point I WAS a third person, THEY were talking to Jazz. And swiftly after I realized that, I went to find Draco before the stuff wore off...
"DRACO!" "What do you want Hufflepuff?" "That's Emily's SISTER Hufflepuff to you, Malfoy."
I was finally getting down a character, to use to play Jazz :D
"Thompson?" "that's my last name, don't wear it out!" "your the one who has parties in the room of requirement? The one who threw a hula hoop at me last year? I'll say it again, what do you want?" " uh..."
He got me, I didn't have any real reason to talk to him as Jazz, and he was being kind of a jerk..
"Are you in my club or not?" "The one you and Emily and all your little friends try to drag me to all the time? You know what? No. I'm never going back to that stupid room again."
This seemed oddly out of character for MY Draco, I didn't really want to talk to him like this anymore.
What had gotten into him? I know his life may be hard, but, the way he acts around that Potter kid can't really be how he treats everyone else can it? How he treats my friends? My twin sister even...
I rushed back to the Slytherin dungeons. the potion would wear off by the time I got there, but I didn't want anyone to know I'd been using it.
But Seamus stopped me halfway there. He had some wildflowers with him he likely had found out on the grounds,
"Hey Jazz?"
I cringed at being stopped again but when I saw Seamus standing behind me with the flowers I was curious...
"Seamus? ...as in SEAMUS Seamus? Seamus Finnigan?"
He just stared at me/Jazz, clearly bewildered.
"...Could you give these to Emily for me?" he said, holding out the few small flowers in his hand.
"w-what?"
I was, just, frozen in my tracks.
"w-why can't you give them to her yourself...?"
"C'mon Jazz I asked her to the ball, that wasn't easy. could YOU do this for me?"
Well, I took the little flowers and kept walking...
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
(lol double rainbow reference even when I'm stressed out FTW)
And sorry I took so long to post, Hannah kept deleting it because she wanted me to post it on Elizabeth's birthday, but then I fell asleep, so I missed! Whoops! WELL...HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELIZABETH
I TOOK SOME FOR A TEST RUN. It's Definitely polyjuice potion.
So, first I needed to determine whom it would be the easiest to get DNA from, I decided to be Jazz, DUH. Easy. I just pulled a hair out her head, she looked at me like "what the H Emily?" and I ran away :L
Being Jazz wasn't too weird, I mean, we ARE twins, being REACTED TO, as Jazz was another story entirely...
"Hey, Jazz! Ya know where Emily is?" "huh?...oh it's you Hannah." "uh, yeah...it's, me.....do you know where Emily is?" "Right now? Emily is NOWHERE." "okay...bye then..."
It was so weird to be spoken about as a third person, but, at this point I WAS a third person, THEY were talking to Jazz. And swiftly after I realized that, I went to find Draco before the stuff wore off...
"DRACO!" "What do you want Hufflepuff?" "That's Emily's SISTER Hufflepuff to you, Malfoy."
I was finally getting down a character, to use to play Jazz :D
"Thompson?" "that's my last name, don't wear it out!" "your the one who has parties in the room of requirement? The one who threw a hula hoop at me last year? I'll say it again, what do you want?" " uh..."
He got me, I didn't have any real reason to talk to him as Jazz, and he was being kind of a jerk..
"Are you in my club or not?" "The one you and Emily and all your little friends try to drag me to all the time? You know what? No. I'm never going back to that stupid room again."
This seemed oddly out of character for MY Draco, I didn't really want to talk to him like this anymore.
What had gotten into him? I know his life may be hard, but, the way he acts around that Potter kid can't really be how he treats everyone else can it? How he treats my friends? My twin sister even...
I rushed back to the Slytherin dungeons. the potion would wear off by the time I got there, but I didn't want anyone to know I'd been using it.
But Seamus stopped me halfway there. He had some wildflowers with him he likely had found out on the grounds,
"Hey Jazz?"
I cringed at being stopped again but when I saw Seamus standing behind me with the flowers I was curious...
"Seamus? ...as in SEAMUS Seamus? Seamus Finnigan?"
He just stared at me/Jazz, clearly bewildered.
"...Could you give these to Emily for me?" he said, holding out the few small flowers in his hand.
"w-what?"
I was, just, frozen in my tracks.
"w-why can't you give them to her yourself...?"
"C'mon Jazz I asked her to the ball, that wasn't easy. could YOU do this for me?"
Well, I took the little flowers and kept walking...
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
(lol double rainbow reference even when I'm stressed out FTW)
And sorry I took so long to post, Hannah kept deleting it because she wanted me to post it on Elizabeth's birthday, but then I fell asleep, so I missed! Whoops! WELL...HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELIZABETH
January 1, 2012
>:|
Yes Seamus. I do go back and read them. if only to laugh at my own jokes.
It's also obvious maybe you SHOULD read my blog, because then you'd know that Draco is DIFFERENT, the urgency of PANSY sneaking into my room, and MOST importantly...
Who Todd is.
On that note, Pansy is in the hospital wing. ...Good boy Todd.
It's also obvious maybe you SHOULD read my blog, because then you'd know that Draco is DIFFERENT, the urgency of PANSY sneaking into my room, and MOST importantly...
Who Todd is.
On that note, Pansy is in the hospital wing. ...Good boy Todd.
...
So, uh...this is Seamus..and, Emily said she wanted me to write a post for her blog. I really have no idea why.
Fred and George are saying it's because she's out of crazy ideas to get herself in trouble, that's not what I think, but, I don't know.
What do you reckon I write? I mean, she's not watching me or anything, she'd just brought it up when Connor ran in to tell her some other Slytherin girl, Pansy I think, snuck into her room and was attacked by, Todd... I have no idea what that means either.
So, the ball wasn't too long ago, and I got to take Emily because as everyone (except Emily, of course) knows, Malfoy is a git. So he didn't ask her; (even though she's been in love with him since her first year) but rather, was asked by a girl. honestly?!
Oh wait. Does she ever come back and read these? I'm sorry to say I haven't read them but...
I think I hear her outside, ...bye, uh...Happy New Year.
Fred and George are saying it's because she's out of crazy ideas to get herself in trouble, that's not what I think, but, I don't know.
What do you reckon I write? I mean, she's not watching me or anything, she'd just brought it up when Connor ran in to tell her some other Slytherin girl, Pansy I think, snuck into her room and was attacked by, Todd... I have no idea what that means either.
So, the ball wasn't too long ago, and I got to take Emily because as everyone (except Emily, of course) knows, Malfoy is a git. So he didn't ask her; (even though she's been in love with him since her first year) but rather, was asked by a girl. honestly?!
Oh wait. Does she ever come back and read these? I'm sorry to say I haven't read them but...
I think I hear her outside, ...bye, uh...Happy New Year.
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