This is Connor, and although I usually just log out of Emily's blog when she leaves it up on one of the club computers, I thought I'd tell you all what it's like to be me for a change.
As I am FULLY sure Emily will have mentioned, I am a potions prodigy, always have been. I'd like to teach potions here at Hogwarts someday, that way, when i'm right, I won't have to prove it! Mind you, Professor Snape is an admirable teacher, (If he doesn't hate you.) but...he is fickle, and never wanted to teach potions in the first place. Well, Emily was on her way to class when she ran off, and I should get going as well.
My Life at Hogwarts
Emmy Thompson here, Bringing you...whatever I care to tell you about hogwarts! and if you tell Draco I like him I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. Anyway ^^ I have a secret IPhone I smuggled to hogwarts so i could blog, nobody at hogwarts has any technology so I don't know if it's against the rules or not. I'm gonna go with not. Read it or SUFFER THE CONSEQUENSES ^^
January 21, 2012
January 17, 2012
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS...
But I found polyjuice potion looking for my iPhone, And loads of it!! In a crate that said Robert....on the inside it said property of one, Barty Crouch Jr. In invisible ink, who ever that is...I'm not sure yet what I'll use the potion for, but I swiped some that didn't already have stanky old guy DNA in it, and I'm keeping it in my trunk, It could really come in handy, but I still gotta take some for a test run...
I TOOK SOME FOR A TEST RUN. It's Definitely polyjuice potion.
So, first I needed to determine whom it would be the easiest to get DNA from, I decided to be Jazz, DUH. Easy. I just pulled a hair out her head, she looked at me like "what the H Emily?" and I ran away :L
Being Jazz wasn't too weird, I mean, we ARE twins, being REACTED TO, as Jazz was another story entirely...
"Hey, Jazz! Ya know where Emily is?" "huh?...oh it's you Hannah." "uh, yeah...it's, me.....do you know where Emily is?" "Right now? Emily is NOWHERE." "okay...bye then..."
It was so weird to be spoken about as a third person, but, at this point I WAS a third person, THEY were talking to Jazz. And swiftly after I realized that, I went to find Draco before the stuff wore off...
"DRACO!" "What do you want Hufflepuff?" "That's Emily's SISTER Hufflepuff to you, Malfoy."
I was finally getting down a character, to use to play Jazz :D
"Thompson?" "that's my last name, don't wear it out!" "your the one who has parties in the room of requirement? The one who threw a hula hoop at me last year? I'll say it again, what do you want?" " uh..."
He got me, I didn't have any real reason to talk to him as Jazz, and he was being kind of a jerk..
"Are you in my club or not?" "The one you and Emily and all your little friends try to drag me to all the time? You know what? No. I'm never going back to that stupid room again."
This seemed oddly out of character for MY Draco, I didn't really want to talk to him like this anymore.
What had gotten into him? I know his life may be hard, but, the way he acts around that Potter kid can't really be how he treats everyone else can it? How he treats my friends? My twin sister even...
I rushed back to the Slytherin dungeons. the potion would wear off by the time I got there, but I didn't want anyone to know I'd been using it.
But Seamus stopped me halfway there. He had some wildflowers with him he likely had found out on the grounds,
"Hey Jazz?"
I cringed at being stopped again but when I saw Seamus standing behind me with the flowers I was curious...
"Seamus? ...as in SEAMUS Seamus? Seamus Finnigan?"
He just stared at me/Jazz, clearly bewildered.
"...Could you give these to Emily for me?" he said, holding out the few small flowers in his hand.
"w-what?"
I was, just, frozen in my tracks.
"w-why can't you give them to her yourself...?"
"C'mon Jazz I asked her to the ball, that wasn't easy. could YOU do this for me?"
Well, I took the little flowers and kept walking...
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
(lol double rainbow reference even when I'm stressed out FTW)
And sorry I took so long to post, Hannah kept deleting it because she wanted me to post it on Elizabeth's birthday, but then I fell asleep, so I missed! Whoops! WELL...HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELIZABETH
I TOOK SOME FOR A TEST RUN. It's Definitely polyjuice potion.
So, first I needed to determine whom it would be the easiest to get DNA from, I decided to be Jazz, DUH. Easy. I just pulled a hair out her head, she looked at me like "what the H Emily?" and I ran away :L
Being Jazz wasn't too weird, I mean, we ARE twins, being REACTED TO, as Jazz was another story entirely...
"Hey, Jazz! Ya know where Emily is?" "huh?...oh it's you Hannah." "uh, yeah...it's, me.....do you know where Emily is?" "Right now? Emily is NOWHERE." "okay...bye then..."
It was so weird to be spoken about as a third person, but, at this point I WAS a third person, THEY were talking to Jazz. And swiftly after I realized that, I went to find Draco before the stuff wore off...
"DRACO!" "What do you want Hufflepuff?" "That's Emily's SISTER Hufflepuff to you, Malfoy."
I was finally getting down a character, to use to play Jazz :D
"Thompson?" "that's my last name, don't wear it out!" "your the one who has parties in the room of requirement? The one who threw a hula hoop at me last year? I'll say it again, what do you want?" " uh..."
He got me, I didn't have any real reason to talk to him as Jazz, and he was being kind of a jerk..
"Are you in my club or not?" "The one you and Emily and all your little friends try to drag me to all the time? You know what? No. I'm never going back to that stupid room again."
This seemed oddly out of character for MY Draco, I didn't really want to talk to him like this anymore.
What had gotten into him? I know his life may be hard, but, the way he acts around that Potter kid can't really be how he treats everyone else can it? How he treats my friends? My twin sister even...
I rushed back to the Slytherin dungeons. the potion would wear off by the time I got there, but I didn't want anyone to know I'd been using it.
But Seamus stopped me halfway there. He had some wildflowers with him he likely had found out on the grounds,
"Hey Jazz?"
I cringed at being stopped again but when I saw Seamus standing behind me with the flowers I was curious...
"Seamus? ...as in SEAMUS Seamus? Seamus Finnigan?"
He just stared at me/Jazz, clearly bewildered.
"...Could you give these to Emily for me?" he said, holding out the few small flowers in his hand.
"w-what?"
I was, just, frozen in my tracks.
"w-why can't you give them to her yourself...?"
"C'mon Jazz I asked her to the ball, that wasn't easy. could YOU do this for me?"
Well, I took the little flowers and kept walking...
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
(lol double rainbow reference even when I'm stressed out FTW)
And sorry I took so long to post, Hannah kept deleting it because she wanted me to post it on Elizabeth's birthday, but then I fell asleep, so I missed! Whoops! WELL...HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELIZABETH
January 1, 2012
>:|
Yes Seamus. I do go back and read them. if only to laugh at my own jokes.
It's also obvious maybe you SHOULD read my blog, because then you'd know that Draco is DIFFERENT, the urgency of PANSY sneaking into my room, and MOST importantly...
Who Todd is.
On that note, Pansy is in the hospital wing. ...Good boy Todd.
It's also obvious maybe you SHOULD read my blog, because then you'd know that Draco is DIFFERENT, the urgency of PANSY sneaking into my room, and MOST importantly...
Who Todd is.
On that note, Pansy is in the hospital wing. ...Good boy Todd.
...
So, uh...this is Seamus..and, Emily said she wanted me to write a post for her blog. I really have no idea why.
Fred and George are saying it's because she's out of crazy ideas to get herself in trouble, that's not what I think, but, I don't know.
What do you reckon I write? I mean, she's not watching me or anything, she'd just brought it up when Connor ran in to tell her some other Slytherin girl, Pansy I think, snuck into her room and was attacked by, Todd... I have no idea what that means either.
So, the ball wasn't too long ago, and I got to take Emily because as everyone (except Emily, of course) knows, Malfoy is a git. So he didn't ask her; (even though she's been in love with him since her first year) but rather, was asked by a girl. honestly?!
Oh wait. Does she ever come back and read these? I'm sorry to say I haven't read them but...
I think I hear her outside, ...bye, uh...Happy New Year.
Fred and George are saying it's because she's out of crazy ideas to get herself in trouble, that's not what I think, but, I don't know.
What do you reckon I write? I mean, she's not watching me or anything, she'd just brought it up when Connor ran in to tell her some other Slytherin girl, Pansy I think, snuck into her room and was attacked by, Todd... I have no idea what that means either.
So, the ball wasn't too long ago, and I got to take Emily because as everyone (except Emily, of course) knows, Malfoy is a git. So he didn't ask her; (even though she's been in love with him since her first year) but rather, was asked by a girl. honestly?!
Oh wait. Does she ever come back and read these? I'm sorry to say I haven't read them but...
I think I hear her outside, ...bye, uh...Happy New Year.
December 27, 2011
WOW.
ALOT happened the last couple days, for, you know, a couple days.
So about 8 hours before the Yule Ball, (and i'm being quite literal here)
Seamus told me he didn't have a date yet, i didn't know what to think of it, so i said i didn't have a date either, and i'd probably just sit in my room and complain to my...OMG! I forgot to tell you guys!! that egg i found last year? (near the black lake if i did not mention before) hatched while i was gone! i think it's a lizard? but it doesn't have legs, but it's not a snake either, it has...fins? I've named him Todd.
I told Hannah about Todd and she said he's a sea monster, so i said i'd sit in my room and complain to my sea monster. YOU SHOULDA SEEN HIS FACE. >w<
So anyway about 3 hours later, I had basically lost any and all hope to go at all, but at least Seamus is...
Then it dawned on me.
And with quite uncanny timing i heard him behind me...
"E-Emily?"
"Hey! Seamus i just realized-"
"Willyougototheballwithme? >-<"
".......WELL. ......Took you long enough."
"...."
"YES!"
.
.
SO I GOT TO GO AFTER ALL! :D
Then, I found out why Draco was avoiding me.
Pansy asked him, AND HE DIDN'T SAY NO.
He didn't want me to find out. *HEADDESK*
But all in all the ball wasn't too bad ^^
Seamus was kinda quiet, and Fred & George kept winking at him.. 0_o
But like i said the ball was really nice! :D
Until...
Draco tried to ask me to dance.
You'd think that'd be a good thing, ya know?
But it didn't turn out so well....
Pansy being the over-assuming POSESSIVE little-
uh...PANSY. that she is, she got all pissed off and started harrassing Seamus about it
(While i was dancing with Draco, because, you knew when i said tried i meant sucseeded)
So as you can probably guess, i got detention. BIG TIME.
Don't get it yet? okay, i'll tell you.
Pansy WAS just sitting and pouting, but when she realized i was there with Seamus she wouldn't leave him alone.
I came back...
"So if she's YOUR date why are you letting her dance with him?!"
"I, uh.."
"Why don't you go GET HER!?"
"I-I.."
"AND WHY DON'T YOU COME GET ME YOURSELF IF YOUR GONNA HAVE A SPAZ ABOUT IT."
"Oh. i guess YOUR back then?"
"You have EYES don't you?!"
"What's that supposed to mean!?"
"EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS STUPID!"
"GET STUFFED"
"WITH WHAT?!"
"WHAT!?"
*BOOM*
I hexed her, obviously.
you know it's funny how Snape doesn't wanna take points away from his own house, now matter how many cat-fights i start.
Connor coulda helped me out, but i violated my imaginary detention parole by hexing Pansy in the face. again.
OOPS! ;D
So about 8 hours before the Yule Ball, (and i'm being quite literal here)
Seamus told me he didn't have a date yet, i didn't know what to think of it, so i said i didn't have a date either, and i'd probably just sit in my room and complain to my...OMG! I forgot to tell you guys!! that egg i found last year? (near the black lake if i did not mention before) hatched while i was gone! i think it's a lizard? but it doesn't have legs, but it's not a snake either, it has...fins? I've named him Todd.
I told Hannah about Todd and she said he's a sea monster, so i said i'd sit in my room and complain to my sea monster. YOU SHOULDA SEEN HIS FACE. >w<
So anyway about 3 hours later, I had basically lost any and all hope to go at all, but at least Seamus is...
Then it dawned on me.
And with quite uncanny timing i heard him behind me...
"E-Emily?"
"Hey! Seamus i just realized-"
"Willyougototheballwithme? >-<"
".......WELL. ......Took you long enough."
"...."
"YES!"
.
.
SO I GOT TO GO AFTER ALL! :D
Then, I found out why Draco was avoiding me.
Pansy asked him, AND HE DIDN'T SAY NO.
He didn't want me to find out. *HEADDESK*
But all in all the ball wasn't too bad ^^
Seamus was kinda quiet, and Fred & George kept winking at him.. 0_o
But like i said the ball was really nice! :D
Until...
Draco tried to ask me to dance.
You'd think that'd be a good thing, ya know?
But it didn't turn out so well....
Pansy being the over-assuming POSESSIVE little-
uh...PANSY. that she is, she got all pissed off and started harrassing Seamus about it
(While i was dancing with Draco, because, you knew when i said tried i meant sucseeded)
So as you can probably guess, i got detention. BIG TIME.
Don't get it yet? okay, i'll tell you.
Pansy WAS just sitting and pouting, but when she realized i was there with Seamus she wouldn't leave him alone.
I came back...
"So if she's YOUR date why are you letting her dance with him?!"
"I, uh.."
"Why don't you go GET HER!?"
"I-I.."
"AND WHY DON'T YOU COME GET ME YOURSELF IF YOUR GONNA HAVE A SPAZ ABOUT IT."
"Oh. i guess YOUR back then?"
"You have EYES don't you?!"
"What's that supposed to mean!?"
"EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS STUPID!"
"GET STUFFED"
"WITH WHAT?!"
"WHAT!?"
*BOOM*
I hexed her, obviously.
you know it's funny how Snape doesn't wanna take points away from his own house, now matter how many cat-fights i start.
Connor coulda helped me out, but i violated my imaginary detention parole by hexing Pansy in the face. again.
OOPS! ;D
December 23, 2011
MERRY HOLIDAYS.
Heeeey, so sorry for not posting, like, ANYTHING, lately. it's cuz with the Tri-Wizard Tournament (which is totally awesome by the way, i almost got to see somebody get EATEN BY A DRAGON!) and you know how i drop things, and this castle is HUGE...
THANK GOODNESS I KNOW REPAIRO! don't tell my mom, but that spell came in handy so far this year like you would not BELIEVE! (that and Accio)
Also, THE YULE BALL! coming in less than two days!
I LOVE dances, and my mom made me the prettiest dress!
No ones asked me yet, and pretty much EVERYBODY has a date already, but...uh...I'm not TOO worried..
I haven't seen Draco around much at all lately, George said he's hiding from me cuz he thinks I'm gonna ask him, but that's silly, HE has to ask ME! duh.
Seamus has been a little off lately as well, since they announced the ball, but I'm sure it's something else.
so, you know that girl, Connor? i used to think she was annoying but she's really cool! She got me out of detention!!! :D she's a little potions whiz, so not only does Professor Snape like her, but she's been helping me out. Only problem is, Hannah got jealous of my new best friend (Her words not mine, you'll always be my bestest friend Hannah ;) ) and she's been dragging this little (excuse me, not little, they're only one year younger than us) Hufflepuff, Elizabeth, around with her... "Hi Hannah!" "Hello, Emily. this is Elizabeth! she's my apprentice." (she says gesturing toward Connor)
"Hannah, Connor is not my apprentice, or my new best friend just because we're in the same house."
"Say hi Elizabeth!" "...Slytherins." "Connor?" "Charmed."
i don't think our mini-mes like each other too much D:
THANK GOODNESS I KNOW REPAIRO! don't tell my mom, but that spell came in handy so far this year like you would not BELIEVE! (that and Accio)
Also, THE YULE BALL! coming in less than two days!
I LOVE dances, and my mom made me the prettiest dress!
No ones asked me yet, and pretty much EVERYBODY has a date already, but...uh...I'm not TOO worried..
I haven't seen Draco around much at all lately, George said he's hiding from me cuz he thinks I'm gonna ask him, but that's silly, HE has to ask ME! duh.
Seamus has been a little off lately as well, since they announced the ball, but I'm sure it's something else.
so, you know that girl, Connor? i used to think she was annoying but she's really cool! She got me out of detention!!! :D she's a little potions whiz, so not only does Professor Snape like her, but she's been helping me out. Only problem is, Hannah got jealous of my new best friend (Her words not mine, you'll always be my bestest friend Hannah ;) ) and she's been dragging this little (excuse me, not little, they're only one year younger than us) Hufflepuff, Elizabeth, around with her... "Hi Hannah!" "Hello, Emily. this is Elizabeth! she's my apprentice." (she says gesturing toward Connor)
"Hannah, Connor is not my apprentice, or my new best friend just because we're in the same house."
"Say hi Elizabeth!" "...Slytherins." "Connor?" "Charmed."
i don't think our mini-mes like each other too much D:
September 2, 2011
FRIDAY :D
So today was back to normal classes, which frankly, is pretty boring, although our first care of magical creatures class project was quite...something.
We have to take care of these zombie lobster lookin' things. ("Blast-Ended Skrewts") that poot sparks. *snicker* they're dangerous, and yet, I can't take them seriously whatsoever! he, he hehehehehehe...
Draco seemed even more sarcastic than usual today, but it was quite fun to watch ^^ "who wouldn't want pets that can burn. sting, AND bite you all at once!" silly Draco, they couldn't do ALL that at the SAME time o 3o
I can't remember much of today, probably because i slept through classes...
but mostly because i saw the MOST Adorable little white ferret on the way to dinner! now, id've stayed to find out who's ferret it was, but when a long line in front of you gets distracted by something...?
who's gonna pass up a change to lurk past and get the best seat at the Slytherin table? :L
I sneaked into the great hall to get the seat closest to where Draco usually sits, but oddly enough, he never showed up...
i WAS however, approched by quite the ...interesting 3rd year, by the name of Connor Wick.
"Hiya Emily!" "WHY DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!-I mean...Hi...strange...uh-stranger?"
She seemed to know more about me than any other Slytherin, ...seeing as none of them seem to care if i'm here or not...
she claims to be a fan, but, i must keep an eye on this one...
I'M WATCHING YOU "Connor"...
We have to take care of these zombie lobster lookin' things. ("Blast-Ended Skrewts") that poot sparks. *snicker* they're dangerous, and yet, I can't take them seriously whatsoever! he, he hehehehehehe...
Draco seemed even more sarcastic than usual today, but it was quite fun to watch ^^ "who wouldn't want pets that can burn. sting, AND bite you all at once!" silly Draco, they couldn't do ALL that at the SAME time o 3o
I can't remember much of today, probably because i slept through classes...
but mostly because i saw the MOST Adorable little white ferret on the way to dinner! now, id've stayed to find out who's ferret it was, but when a long line in front of you gets distracted by something...?
who's gonna pass up a change to lurk past and get the best seat at the Slytherin table? :L
I sneaked into the great hall to get the seat closest to where Draco usually sits, but oddly enough, he never showed up...
i WAS however, approched by quite the ...interesting 3rd year, by the name of Connor Wick.
"Hiya Emily!" "WHY DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!-I mean...Hi...strange...uh-stranger?"
She seemed to know more about me than any other Slytherin, ...seeing as none of them seem to care if i'm here or not...
she claims to be a fan, but, i must keep an eye on this one...
I'M WATCHING YOU "Connor"...
Day 1 of year 4 :L
HAAAAYYYYYYY! Yup, I'm back, and i actually know where my iPhone is xD
and no matter how busy school gets, I'll still try and post often when my phone's not missing, broken or confiscated.
So I had a great 1st day back yesterday!
Jazz got us a compartment while i was stalking Draco to find out where he was sitting on the train and when i came back 10 minutes later Justin had already found his way there.
but you know i never spend much time in the compartment, so they're annoying Hufflepuff friends (excluding Hannah) had come and gone by the time i got tired of wandering around the train trying to scare random people o 3o
I wasn't spying on Draco any more because i heard him talking about going to Durmstrang instead of Hogwarts. my dada went there and he says Hogwarts is much nicer :3
but when i stayed in our compartment, some of our more active club members would stay a while before going back to their compartments and friends from the own houses, Fred & George said hi when they walked past, Hannah and Ernie stayed for about 5 minutes, & Seamus sat with us for a while and we discussed event ideas for this year until Dean Thomas came and got him.
Once we reached Hogsmeade it was STILL pouring rain, and the 1st year have to cross the LAKE in THAT XD but we (Me, Jazz, Justin and Hannah) got in our carriage & the invisible ponies took us to the castle :L I just realized i was in a carriage of all Hufflepuffs D:
So after the sorting and the feast (and might i say, compliments to the sorting hat for his song this year, It was cool!)
Dumbledore made a few announcements one of which was "...that the Triwizard Tournament will be taking place at Hogwarts this year." then a familliar voice rang through the hall, "You're JOKING!" as soon as Fred noticed everyone staring at him he quietly sat back down and there was complete silence for about 5 seconds before everlbody cracked up.
...So my Mom's and Dad's old schools are competing in a deadly tourament this year. COOL.
And they're choosing the champions on Halloween :L
I was staring advidly at Dumbledore waiting for his to say more when Draco leaned in to the table, "So who's it gonna be? it's obvious one of our Slytherins will be representing Hogwarts, But who do you reckon our champion will be?" that wasn't all he said, but i may have blanked out a little bit.
I do hope you'll tell your non-muggle friends about my blog! -unless of course you are a muggle, is which case, i'm screwed- because this year's gonna be exciting, what with the TRIWIZARD-Freakin'-TOURNAMENT AND ALL...
and no matter how busy school gets, I'll still try and post often when my phone's not missing, broken or confiscated.
So I had a great 1st day back yesterday!
Jazz got us a compartment while i was stalking Draco to find out where he was sitting on the train and when i came back 10 minutes later Justin had already found his way there.
but you know i never spend much time in the compartment, so they're annoying Hufflepuff friends (excluding Hannah) had come and gone by the time i got tired of wandering around the train trying to scare random people o 3o
I wasn't spying on Draco any more because i heard him talking about going to Durmstrang instead of Hogwarts. my dada went there and he says Hogwarts is much nicer :3
but when i stayed in our compartment, some of our more active club members would stay a while before going back to their compartments and friends from the own houses, Fred & George said hi when they walked past, Hannah and Ernie stayed for about 5 minutes, & Seamus sat with us for a while and we discussed event ideas for this year until Dean Thomas came and got him.
Once we reached Hogsmeade it was STILL pouring rain, and the 1st year have to cross the LAKE in THAT XD but we (Me, Jazz, Justin and Hannah) got in our carriage & the invisible ponies took us to the castle :L I just realized i was in a carriage of all Hufflepuffs D:
So after the sorting and the feast (and might i say, compliments to the sorting hat for his song this year, It was cool!)
Dumbledore made a few announcements one of which was "...that the Triwizard Tournament will be taking place at Hogwarts this year." then a familliar voice rang through the hall, "You're JOKING!" as soon as Fred noticed everyone staring at him he quietly sat back down and there was complete silence for about 5 seconds before everlbody cracked up.
...So my Mom's and Dad's old schools are competing in a deadly tourament this year. COOL.
And they're choosing the champions on Halloween :L
I was staring advidly at Dumbledore waiting for his to say more when Draco leaned in to the table, "So who's it gonna be? it's obvious one of our Slytherins will be representing Hogwarts, But who do you reckon our champion will be?" that wasn't all he said, but i may have blanked out a little bit.
I do hope you'll tell your non-muggle friends about my blog! -unless of course you are a muggle, is which case, i'm screwed- because this year's gonna be exciting, what with the TRIWIZARD-Freakin'-TOURNAMENT AND ALL...
June 23, 2011
I'M STILL HERE!
Okay gotta make this quick because I'm grounded from blogging for the summer holidays after Filtch tried to confiscate my iPhone when i tripped over his stupid cat typing.
So before my mom realizes I'm not packing for vacation and bans me from my phone altogether, I didn't quit!
I'll bring you guys plenty on the fourth year ASAP.
OH CRAP MOM'S KNOCKING.
Bye!!!
So before my mom realizes I'm not packing for vacation and bans me from my phone altogether, I didn't quit!
I'll bring you guys plenty on the fourth year ASAP.
OH CRAP MOM'S KNOCKING.
Bye!!!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)